Sunday, October 7, 2007

The Story of a Fart

Here is a List of Personal Characteristics (farts included):

  • VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts.
  • AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts.
  • PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
  • SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes.
  • IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.
  • UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
  • SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution.
  • NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his fart.
  • HONEST: A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons.
  • DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog.
  • FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
  • THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in reserve.
  • ANTISOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
  • STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
  • SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate.
  • INTELLECTUAL: A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed.
  • ATHLETIC: A person who farts at the slightest exertion.
  • MISERABLE: A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
  • SENSITIVE: A person who farts and then starts crying.

3 comments:

KaThYcOt ;p said...

ei.. done with the link! :)

THE ANiTOKiD said...

I also have post similar to this, my friend!

Such is always a good read! And I kid you not!

crazed_heck said...

thanks...