The Story of a Fart

Here is a List of Personal Characteristics (farts included):

• VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts.
  
• AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts.
  
• PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
  
• SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes.
  
• IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.
  
• UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
  
• SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution.
  
• NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his fart.
  
• HONEST: A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons.
  
• DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog.
  
• FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
  
• THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in reserve.
  
• ANTISOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
  
• STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
  
• SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate.
  
• INTELLECTUAL: A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed.
  
• ATHLETIC: A person who farts at the slightest exertion.
  
• MISERABLE: A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
  
• SENSITIVE: A person who farts and then starts crying.